Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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