There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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