Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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