i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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