Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
