what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
