Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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