Cold hands, warm shart.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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