He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
