How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
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