scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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