Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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