ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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