I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Randomize
