I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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