I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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