Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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