I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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