no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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