Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
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