you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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