when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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