His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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