I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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