Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I forget how to act sober
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