Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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