let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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