I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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