Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
