morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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