so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
This toilet bowl is my home.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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