White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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