Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
