JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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