he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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