I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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