I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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