doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Just pee around me
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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