Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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