Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Randomize
