i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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