i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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