No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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