yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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