never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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