just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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