i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
