also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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