all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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