after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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