It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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