Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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