I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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