I hope mine doesn't look like that
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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